Dear mr murdoch

dear mr murdoch, what have you done
with your news of the screws and your soaraway sun?
you sharpen our hatred
youve blunted our minds
were drowning in nipples and bingo and sex crimes

how many times must they poke and they pry
must they twist and lie?
just to add to the grime they even screwed up the times
love to kick their arse goodbye oh wouldnt!

dear mr murdoch you play hard to see
but with your bare-arsed cheek you should be on page three
and dear mr murdoch youre really the pits
bad news is good business, youre the king of the tits

they stain all they touch, theyre real woman haters
but were on their trail
they go straight for the lowest common denominators
how could they fail? go straight to jail -(no bail)!

dear mr murdoch youre a powerful man
you control half our media whose values dont scan
and dear mr murdoch were not so amused
just line up the people whose lives theyve abused

dear mr murdoch what do you know
with your minions like vultures and carrion crow
theyve sunk just as low as humans can sink
for profit they tell us how mass murderers think

and dear mr murdoch you come down from no high
you even bought up the air waves, you control all our sky

dear mr murdoch youre dangerous chap
with your jingoist lingo were drowning in crap

dear mr murdoch where are you coming from?
getting so hard to tell if youre a yank, oz or pom

dear mr murdoch youre really the pits
bad news is good business, youre the king of the tits

dear mr murdoch you do it with zing
at lowering standards youre really the king

and dear mr murdoch what have you done?
youre not quite as nice as attila the fun.